Broadway Karkat and Broadway Nepeta <3 GUH broadway stuck is so amazing i swear
YES
bringing this back
ok i actually have this on another post but dont know how to reblog myself SO DEAL WITH IT
Dave’s face remains carefully passive as he offers the orange. The troll looks at it like the citrus fruit peace offering might be poisonous. Dave can feel his mood swiftly starting to plummet. This was a uncharacteristically stupid idea.
“Humans have this word called ‘kindness’, blugelicker, it roughly means to be nice to someone without expecting payment. Just take the fucking orange cuntbreath.”
Karkat takes it with all the gratefulness of a wet cat. Dave isn’t sure why hes trying this, like somehow this greyskin was magically not going to be a colossal douchebag.
”Well there’s the entire shit obvious reason your fucking species failed before it could even start to climb out of it’s excrement stained, back water, plebeian grub crib. ‘kiinnesss’ is unfathomably insipid.”
Right, of course. Dave turns on his heel and leaves, he doesn’t have time for this.
